Kids Choice
Bible Stories
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BENGALI in Malayalam | GUJARATI in Malayalam | HINDI in Malayalam |
KANNADA in Malayalam | MARATHI in Malayalam | ORIYA in Malayalam |
TAMIL in Malayalam | TELUGU in Malayalam | MALAYALAM in English |
Akshara MaaLakaL (ALphabets)
MaLaYaLam English Hindhi TamiL Kannada Arabic
| Pazham ChoLLukaL | Kadam KadhakaL |
Just for Laughs (Life is so filled with stress and strain that we cannot possibly endure it without some comic relief. Here are some Jokes. With best wishes for lots and lots of laughs)
A sunday school teacher was teaching kids about doing good things always and never to do things one will be ashamed of.
To make her point she told the kids never to do anything in private that they would not want anyone to see them do in public.
"Yippee!" cried little Johnny from the back of the class, "No more bathing!" 
SATAN
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Jonestown wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives and their families.
Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate. Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?" The man says, "Yep, sure do." Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Nope, sure ain't."
Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."
TIME AND ETERNITY
A man was taking it easy, lying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to God. "God", he said, "how long is a million years?"
God answered, "In my frame of reference, it's about a minute."
The man asked, "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God answered, "To Me, it's a penny."
The man then asked, "God, can I have a penny?"
God said, "In a minute."
Thoughts on Friendship
Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).
Marriage is a three ring circus : engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Marriage is man and a woman becoming one. THe trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Aana alaralodalarl
Chathele padikal pathu pacha thatha chathothirunnu
Pathu pacha thatha pathu pacha chakka kothi thinnu
Cyclerally pole oru lorry rally
Aasari keeriya viraku aaru keeru poolu viraku
Peru Mani, pani mannupani
oottam Koodi koottaan kootti, koottaan koottaan koottam kood
Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings.
A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits
Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.
