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Bible Stories

Animals in the Bible

 

MEDIUM-MALAYALAM

BENGALI in Malayalam

GUJARATI in Malayalam

HINDI in Malayalam

KANNADA in Malayalam

MARATHI in Malayalam

ORIYA in Malayalam

TAMIL in Malayalam

TELUGU in Malayalam

MALAYALAM in English

 

Akshara MaaLakaL (ALphabets)

MaLaYaLam English Hindhi TamiL Kannada Arabic

 


 

Pazham ChoLLukaLKadam KadhakaL

 

Just for Laughs (Life is so filled with stress and strain that we cannot possibly endure it without some comic relief. Here are some Jokes. With best wishes for lots and lots of laughs)

 

A sunday school teacher was teaching kids about doing good things always and never to do things one will be ashamed of.

To make her point she told the kids never to do anything in private that they would not want anyone to see them do in public.

"Yippee!" cried little Johnny from the back of the class, "No more bathing!"

 

Chiriyo Chiri Chiri

 

 

SATAN

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Jonestown wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives and their families.

 

Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate. Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?" The man says, "Yep, sure do." Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Nope, sure ain't."

Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."

TIME AND ETERNITY

A man was taking it easy, lying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to God. "God", he said, "how long is a million years?"

God answered, "In my frame of reference, it's about a minute."

The man asked, "God, how much is a million dollars?"

God answered, "To Me, it's a penny."

The man then asked, "God, can I have a penny?"

God said, "In a minute."

 

Thoughts on Friendship

When you are up, your friends know who you are.
When you are down, you know who your friends are.
Friendship is like standing on wet cement...
the longer you stay, the harder it is to leave
and you can never go without leaving your foot prints...
What is Marriage

Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

Marriage is a three ring circus : engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Marriage is man and a woman becoming one. THe trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Tongue Twisters

Aana alaralodalarl

Chathele padikal pathu pacha thatha chathothirunnu

Pathu pacha thatha pathu pacha chakka kothi thinnu

Cyclerally pole oru lorry rally

Aasari keeriya viraku aaru keeru poolu viraku

Peru Mani, pani mannupani

oottam Koodi koottaan kootti, koottaan koottaan koottam kood

Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings.

A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits

Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.